So my spirit guide Diana told me a few weeks ago that I would write a book which will make me a lot of $$$$.  To this I responded, “WHATTT???” I experienced extreme incredulousness. I am, after all, a woman with the sense of humor of a 10 year old boy, and I grew up surrounded by a bevy of corn fields. Now you may be thinking that my first problem isn’t not believing that I am capable of doing this. You may be thinking, “Your first problem, ya silly beotch, is that you are staring at the air, head tilted like a dog, and talking to an invisible chick!” If so, oh well. Your opinion of me is none of my business. But my opinion of me and my capabilities is 100% my business. It is obvious I need to get my head out of my ass and discern why in the heck I believed I wasn’t capable of achieving this feat.

All of us have a story we tell ourselves regarding our own lives. I am this, I am that, I can only do this much, and NO WAY will I ever do THAT!!! That sucker isn’t written in stone,not even one letter of that bitch is written in stone. Your inner programing stems from your upbringing and a pecker load of other factors. Well, why the dickens CAN’T  you do something vast, exhilarating, something that makes your knees knock and your heart pound, and your joy juice flow like Niagra Falls?  Every journey begins with one step. I say it is time to get your ass in gear and get stepping!

You may be dumbfounded over the “HOW???”, what steps do you need to take to accomplish this gargantuan wonder? All you have to know is the first step. If you don’t know even the first step, do something. Who cares what. Set the intention that this step manifests the knowledge, passion and joy to lead the way to all the other steps, your own yellow brick road, if you will.

I heard that I will write a book regarding the human and animal bond, about the way we love and feel cherished by our pets. Well, many others have created that baby already. Why on earth would I write about that when it has been sufficiently covered by other authors? Here is my response to my query: who cares? Zip my kale hole, and write!!! I am simply going to sit down when the time comes and see what emerges! Kinda like I am doing right now. I have throat cooties, my cranial energy is a bit scrambled, and I can’t hear my intuition worth a flaming fart. None of that prevented me from tapping away at the keys and producing this. I agreed to start and let it go where it wanted.

I recommend you get your head out of your ass, and begin whatever daring, stunning escapade you desire. I am going to. And you can read it when I do!